SINGLE!!!
NOTE: Printable application.. or just cut and paste and email:
1.) Do you own a working automobile?
2.) Do you have a steady job?
3.) Are you afraid of hand-cuffs?
4.) Is it a problem that I hang out with my best friend
practically always?
5.) Are you planning on living at home till age 34?
6.) Do you have sexual relations more often with your best
friend then your girlfriend?
7.) Does your life revolve around Mahoning Valley speedway?
8.) Do you cheat?
9.) Do you lie?
10.) Do you like long or short hair?